I was looking through my portfolio and I found this,
THE FOUR STAGES OF ALCOHOLISM
as demonstrated by my little friend Mister Rat...
Stage One
Joy, happy, the life of the party and what's this, a drop more to drink! Glug and cheers to all!
Stage Two
Jumping for more joy, hoorah and hooray, this is getting even better! Love bubbles!
Stage Three
Ook! But wait, what is this? Something is in my head and I didn't ask it in!
Stage Four
Alas, alack, I'll take a nap on this comfy table but the head, the head, where is my head?
Joy, happy, the life of the party and what's this, a drop more to drink! Glug and cheers to all!
Stage Two
Jumping for more joy, hoorah and hooray, this is getting even better! Love bubbles!
Stage Three
Ook! But wait, what is this? Something is in my head and I didn't ask it in!
Stage Four
Alas, alack, I'll take a nap on this comfy table but the head, the head, where is my head?
